“You pack fudge, Josh. I’m not okay with that. But you’re my son and I love you. So I bought you this video. I’m told it demonstrates quality fudge packing.”

At 26, Josh hasn’t work a full year in his life, even if you count all the days of all the jobs he’s ever had. He’s not lazy, exactly. He’s just uninterested in money, except where it applies to drinking, food, television, and porn. You know, everything except not.

Josh coasts through life via a prolific dating career. He has three or more dates a week, scheduled as such to fulfill his various needs.

His father is a New Jersey police chief; the two share a straight-forward view of life. Hi father doesn’t agree with Josh’s lifestyle choices, but his pragmatic personality prevents him from alienating his son.