BJ (Belisarius St. James III) — The titular unemployed mage of a thousand magical kittens.

Josh – A man with no agenda other than sleeping with other men. Who buy his things.

Cynthia — A high-strung woman. The bodies; they are strung in high places.

Jason — BJ’s childhood friend and lover.

Jeremy Joseph — The self-centered heir to the half-trillion Joseph Inc. conglomerate.

Mrs. Joseph – Founder and CEO of Joseph Inc. Has taken keen interest in BJ’s magical powers.